HELLO

Hello. I am Mark. This weekend I am going to a concert with gay men and chubby women. Then on Saturday I have a date. I used to be nervous about dates but I'm not any more. I think having Geoff there will make me even less nervous. He can order the wine because I don't know very much about wine. Don't tell anybody about my date. I've very secretive. If you tell anybody, I will lawyer you into the ground and throw salt in your face.

MARK