CENTREVILLE -- THE WEEKEND AHEAD
Here’s a story that some people find enjoyable. Several years ago we had a big trip to Dewey Beach. There were lots of people going, but my lawyering job made me stay late on Friday so my options of who to ride with were pretty limited. I had to go with “Swint” who is a guy that I like even though I thought he was gay for a while. I don’t like him like that. I found out that he wasn’t gay and that we shared an interest in country music and that we both have a lot of body hair. Many people thought that we didn’t have enough in common and that the drive would be boring. They were wrong. Me and Swint had a Super time.
As many of you know, I am from
Since that time, it has become an obsession of mine to visit every Centreville in the world. I always take a picture by a sign that says “Centreville,” shotgun a beer, mail my parents a postcard (they’re making a scrapbook), and buy a magnet for me refrigerator. So far, I’ve been to
I recently discovered that there is a
I’m not sure who I’m going to bring. Maybe I’ll meet a girl tonight and bring her. I can do that now. I bought mannequin last year and I spend an hour a day talking to it so that I would get more comfortable talking to girls. I always dress her up in a different outfit to make it realistic. People think it’s weird that I buy a lot of girl’s clothes at TJ Maxx, but I don’t care. I need to get my practice. That’s how I became a good football player. The mannequin is the “shoots and boards” of my social life. It would be really great if she was from Centreville, too. We could talk about Centreville for the entire drive.
3 Comments:
At 7:44 AM, T.J. said…
"Mark" told me this weekend he was going sky diving, rocky mountain climbing and bull riding (on a bull named Fumanchu).
At 1:42 PM, Geoff said…
Mark told me this weekend he wasn't going to be dishonest and lame. He lied.
At 3:32 PM, Geoff said…
Stop the madness, start the movie. I need to know what Mark's been up to.
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